God's Mistake

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[hyrude]

STOP! are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you? have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them? have you considered making a decision and calculated all the consequences and potential reactions to those consequences and consequences for those reactions before you actually made the decision? it may be time to say some words out loud to another person!

[quasarkisses]

I think of this post constantly so I made a graphic to send to other people

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[conarcoin]

[conarcoin]

i deeply regret seeing this tweet because i literally cannot stop repeating this out loud

[conarcoin]

it's like. an actual problem

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[vague-humanoid]

It may be time to break out the masks against Covid, some experts say | CNN

If you’re at high risk of serious illness or death from Covid-19, it’s time to dust off those N95 masks and place them snugly over your nose

CNN

[startorrent02]

Just fyi for everyone the new strain DOES have the capability to do breakthrough infections (meaning if you’ve had your shots or COVID within the last two or three months you can get it again - only 2 confirmed cases in the US as of this morning though), no we don’t know if the new vaccine coming in September will be protective enough, and yes a lot of our overarching medical bodies are letting us doctors know that those who are elderly and/or are immunocompromised should be wearing a mask.

[federalnecromancer]

If you have had COVID at any point - congratulations, you are immunocompromised! You are a high-risk individual if you have had COVID.

You should be wearing a mask. You should be considering how to reduce your risk. There are many tools and strategies we did not have in 2020.

And for clarity's sake - all strains have had breakthrough potential. The new strains are largely unrecognizable to your body's immune system, so breakthrough potential is much, much higher.

COVID does increasing amounts of damage every time you get it, and many "healthy people" become seriously disabled after their third infection.

The state does not care anymore (if you live in the US). Please take care of yourselves as best you can.

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[jame7t]

Not now kitten mommy has angered the sorcerer

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[rthko]

Rent DVDs from your library or use library streaming services like Kanopy I am so serious.

[theroseunblown]

Reblogging this again to emphasize that this shit is free

You can borrow DVDs from your library for free with a library card. If your library is a participant in programs like Hoopla or Kanopy, these things are free to you with a library card. And library cards are freeeeeeee. $0 USD.

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[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

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[creekfiend]

BELLY UP TO TH BAR, PARDNER, WHAT'LL IT BE

[creekfiend]

if someone edits some shelves in the background and a little bar towel and beer glass and bowl of pine nuts onto the table I'll be your best friend

[megafaunatic]

would you tip him

[official-megumin]

@a-sentient-cup

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[hjartasalt]

Obsessed with this energy tbh

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[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

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[xixijinping]

[bardic-butch]

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[mirthdisplacer]

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

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[princehendir]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[princehendir]

[a-potato-of-death]

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[slitherpunk]

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

[maxknightley]

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[gwynndolin]

fucking someone with a strap on and then leaving it in like a bee stinger?

[txttletale]

"i'm sorry gwynn, you needed to say 'what is fucking someone with a strap on and then leaving it in like a bee stinger?' better luck next time!"

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[podcastwizard]

dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

• "jesus christ" "who's that"
• "this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"
• referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"
• adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
• "how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."

feel free to add more